Joe's survival guide
Joe thinks we're all living in one big computer simulation. At the office, he spends his days reading all about quantum indeterminacy and who knows what else...Yep, he's a pretty sharp fella! Just the other day he explained to us why stars look like they have points. Definitely not what we expected! Point taken!
Our Care App will help you after your purchase.
What makes Joe so special
The Opuntia Monacantha Variegata (or Joseph's Coat) is a winsome, marbled cactus with low-key tones of white, yellow and sometimes pink. Talk about a colourful cactus! This unique fella produces dashing red flowers during spring and summer if you treat him well, and can also grow taller than you think! As with most cactus, Joe requires little care, although he seriously enjoys that good ol' bright, indirect sunlight. Shine on!
Opuntia Monacantha Josephs Coat (S)
Our app will tell you exactly when and how much to feed and water your plants. Are you already a pro in taking care of your plant? Great! The App is completely optional of course.
Pack me up
These plants can't wait to get to your home in their beautiful and safe plant box. These special boxes that we've developed are perfect for shipping your new plant friend home safely and securely. Remember when your mom used to tuck you in at night? Well our green friends get the same royal treatment when we ship them to your door. They love it!