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Joe's survival guide

Not your average Joe

Joe thinks we're all living in one big computer simulation. At the office, he spends his days reading all about quantum indeterminacy and who knows what else...Yep, he's a pretty sharp fella! Just the other day he explained to us why stars look like they have points. Definitely not what we expected! Point taken!

pot has a diameter of 10 cm
Very little water needed
Low air purifier
Once every two years
18 cm tall, including pot
Bright, direct sunlight
Slightly toxic
Once or twice a year

Our Care App will help you after your purchase.

What makes Joe so special

The Opuntia Monacantha Variegata (or Joseph's Coat) is a winsome, marbled cactus with low-key tones of white, yellow and sometimes pink. Talk about a colourful cactus! This unique fella produces dashing red flowers during spring and summer if you treat him well, and can also grow taller than you think! As with most cactus, Joe requires little care, although he seriously enjoys that good ol' bright, indirect sunlight. Shine on!

Opuntia Monacantha Josephs Coat (S)


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